Bullshit from a longrunning record label run by a small group of weirdos.
Sup! We’re entering the last few days of the “FLOORTWENTY” coupon code’s availability as well as the 15% off the TORCHE albums we released. Holla at the Robotic Empire - Online Store if you’ve been slacking on this, as it all ends in just a couple days and is a great cheap way to get some mega essential heavy tunes! Related, some footage has surfaced of FLOOR’s performance at All Tomorrow’s Parties in London this past week, definitely check it out here. Unable to keep Steve Brooks (and crew) out of the UK, TORCHE will be hitting Jolly Ol’ England and the mainland Eurozone for a phat stack of tour dates this Sept: 09/13 MANCHESTER Moho Live 09/14 NOTTINGHAM Rock City Basement 09/15 GLASGOW Captain’s Rest 09/16 LONDON XOYO 09/17 BRIGHTON Haunt 09/18 SOUTHAMPTON Cellar 09/19 EINDHOVEN Effenaar (Netherlands) 09/20 PARIS Divan Du Monde (France) 09/21 BRUSSELS Magasin 4 (Belgium) 09/22 OSNABRUCK Bastard Club (Germany) 09/23 HAMBURG Hafenklang (Germany) 09/24 WIESBADEN Schlachthof Wiesbaden (Germany) 09/25 STUTTGART 1210 (Germany) 09/26 MUNICH 59 to 1 (Germany) 09/27 ZURICH Abart (Switzerland) 09/28 BERLIN Bi Nuu (Germany) 09/29 COLOGNE Luxor (Germany) 09/30 DORTMUND FZW (Germany) And in some weird “members of” news, TORCHE co-guitarist Andrew Elstner’s other gnarly band TILTS got some randomajor love from Fox News “Redeye” host Greg Gutfeld on twitter these days. WTF? * FLOOR in the Robotic Empire - Online Store * TORCHE in the Robotic Empire - Online Store * TILTS in the Robotic Empire - Online Store

Sup! We’re entering the last few days of the “FLOORTWENTY” coupon code’s availability as well as the 15% off the TORCHE albums we released. Holla at the Robotic Empire - Online Store if you’ve been slacking on this, as it all ends in just a couple days and is a great cheap way to get some mega essential heavy tunes!

Related, some footage has surfaced of FLOOR’s performance at All Tomorrow’s Parties in London this past week, definitely check it out here.

Unable to keep Steve Brooks (and crew) out of the UK, TORCHE will be hitting Jolly Ol’ England and the mainland Eurozone for a phat stack of tour dates this Sept:

09/13 MANCHESTER Moho Live
09/14 NOTTINGHAM Rock City Basement
09/15 GLASGOW Captain’s Rest
09/16 LONDON XOYO
09/17 BRIGHTON Haunt
09/18 SOUTHAMPTON Cellar
09/19 EINDHOVEN Effenaar (Netherlands)
09/20 PARIS Divan Du Monde (France)
09/21 BRUSSELS Magasin 4 (Belgium)
09/22 OSNABRUCK Bastard Club (Germany)
09/23 HAMBURG Hafenklang (Germany)
09/24 WIESBADEN Schlachthof Wiesbaden (Germany)
09/25 STUTTGART 1210 (Germany)
09/26 MUNICH 59 to 1 (Germany)
09/27 ZURICH Abart (Switzerland)
09/28 BERLIN Bi Nuu (Germany)
09/29 COLOGNE Luxor (Germany)
09/30 DORTMUND FZW (Germany)

And in some weird “members of” news, TORCHE co-guitarist Andrew Elstner’s other gnarly band TILTS got some randomajor love from Fox News “Redeye” host Greg Gutfeld on twitter these days. WTF?

* FLOOR in the Robotic Empire - Online Store
* TORCHE in the Robotic Empire - Online Store
* TILTS in the Robotic Empire - Online Store

We’re doing our first contest in YEARS over at our Facebook page. Giving away a PHATTY care package with a stack of shirts, stickers, a beer coozie, natural healing balms (!), soap and more!* CHECK IT MANE

We’re doing our first contest in YEARS over at our Facebook page. Giving away a PHATTY care package with a stack of shirts, stickers, a beer coozie, natural healing balms (!), soap and more!

* CHECK IT MANE

Hey duderz: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, and since FLOOR is playing ATP later this month, we figured we’d run the “FLOORTWENTY” coupon code sale for another few weeks!Basically the FLOOR Below & Beyond 8xCD discography set is mega hooked up and comes with a free 8xButton set as well. Most triumphant!http://www.roboticempire.com/storep.s. related: TORCHE’s Meanderthal & Self-Titled Reissue vinyl is 15% off the rest of the month too. (pssst! pass it on!)

Hey duderz: BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, and since FLOOR is playing ATP later this month, we figured we’d run the “FLOORTWENTY” coupon code sale for another few weeks!

Basically the FLOOR Below & Beyond 8xCD discography set is mega hooked up and comes with a free 8xButton set as well. Most triumphant!

http://www.roboticempire.com/store

p.s. related: TORCHE’s Meanderthal & Self-Titled Reissue vinyl is 15% off the rest of the month too. (pssst! pass it on!)

new items and restocks - #PHATRECORDS

We got some phat new items fo tha sto’: glorious new TORCHE on clear wax, MAMMIFER/LOCRIAN collab, PREMONITION 13, SAVIOURS, AUSSITOT MORT import ort ort, TWEAK BIRD, WILDILDLIFE #DASWASSUP followed by restocks from ANCIENT SKY, BASTARD NOISE, CAPSULE, DAITRO, HOLY MOUNTAIN, PHOBIA and more. Czech the full list pleaze n’ thanx!

NEW ITEMS:
* Aussitot Mort - La Ride Du Lion 12” (Adagio830) $14.99
* Black Freighter - Discography Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Dolcim - Guillotine Ride Cassette (Utarid) $6.99
* Doom over Leipzig - Sampler Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Heaven In Her Arms - Duplex-Coated Obstruction Cassette (Utarid) $6.99
* Indian Summer - Self-Titled - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 12” (Adagio830) $14.99
* Karma To Burn / ASG - Split - ORANGE COLORED VINYL 7” (Volcom) $4.99
* Mammiffer / Locrian - Bless Them That Curse You - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 2x12” (Sige) $24.99
* Mans - Epitaph Discography Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Officer Jones and His Patrol Car Problem - Memorial Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Pharaoh Overlord - Lunar Jetman - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 2x12” (Sige) $24.99
* Premonition 13 - 13 12” (Volcom) $11.99
* Saviours - The Eye Obscene / Creten 12” (Alerta Antifascista) $14.99
* Secret, The - Solve et Coagula Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Telekolleg - Discography Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Throwers - Prosaic Materialist / Rudimentary Bodies Cassette (Rigor) $4.99
* Torche - Harmonicraft - CLEAR COLORED VINYL 12” (Volcom) $14.99
* Tweak Bird - Reservations CD (Volcom) $7.99
* Tweak Bird - Self-Titled 12” (Volcom) $11.99
* Uncle Touchy - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Violence - COLORED VINYL 12” (No List) $14.99
* Wildildlife / Flood - Split - ORANGE COLORED VINYL 7” (Volcom) $4.99

RESTOCKS:
* Alpinist - Minus.Mensch 12” (No Pasaran) $14.99
* Ancient Sky - TRIPS 12” (Loud Baby) $11.99
* Austrasian Goat / Hallowed Butchery Split 10” (Vendetta) $14.99
* Austrasian Goat, The / Hollow Sunshine - Possession 12” (Vendetta) $14.99
* Bastard Noise - Skulldozer 12” (Deep Six) $9.99
* Bastard Noise, The - A Culture of Monsters 12” (Deep Six) $9.99
* Capsule / Furnace - Split 7” (Moment of Collapse) $4.99
* Daitro - 2004-2007 Discography Cassette (Utarid) $6.99
* Daitro - Y Cassette (Utarid) $6.99
* Glasses - The Ills of Life 12” (Vendetta) $12.99
* Holy Mountain, The - Enemies 12” (No Pasaran) $13.99
* Holy Mountain, The / Cave Canem - Split 7” (No Pasaran) $4.99
* Ordination Of Aaron - Discography 2x12” - WHITE BLACK COLORED VINYL (Adagio 830) $19.99
* Osceola - Discography Cassette (Utarid) $6.99
* Phobia - 22 Random Acts of Violence 12” - COLOR VINYL (Deep Six) $9.99
* Phobia - Cruel 12” - COLOR VINYL (Deep Six) $9.99 

http://www.roboticempire.com/store
http://www.roboticempire.com/store
http://www.roboticempire.com/store

CHROMELODEON - The Final Recordings

Ogre's about to blow a gasket over this one...

Obscure band of the day: Philly’s CHROMELODEON. This has been on a near non-stop rotation in RoboHQ’s speakers since 2008! They broke up the year prior so despite absolutely loving it, this would’ve not been a wise thing for us to attempt to release, but goddamn it’s good (and unique). The Final Recordings are a perfect instrumental mix of traditional live instruments, 8bit video-gamey synths, mild recording spice and just good-ol’ solid songwriting. Full download:

http://www.iimusic.net/catalog/2008/04/the-final-recordings

p.s. NERDS!!!

Here is a photo of 80’s pop singer TIFFANY wearing a PG.99 hat. Total glory from the vaults! Related: we re-pressed PG.99’s Singles LP recently. Nab dat.

Here is a photo of 80’s pop singer TIFFANY wearing a PG.99 hat. Total glory from the vaults! Related: we re-pressed PG.99’s Singles LP recently. Nab dat.

BACK IN ACTION!

BACK IN ACTION!

TILTS vinyl is done! Just waiting for t-shirts n’ coozies to arrive so we can get dem Kickstarter rewards all shipped out! To all the slackers… regular ass mail order-ability coming soon!

TILTS vinyl is done! Just waiting for t-shirts n’ coozies to arrive so we can get dem Kickstarter rewards all shipped out! To all the slackers… regular ass mail order-ability coming soon!